The smart way to catch Burglars

It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.

He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which Charlie replied no and explained his circumstances. The cops told Charlie that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.

Charlie answered, "Alright," hung up, waited 30 seconds, and then called the cops again.

"Hello, I just called a short while ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. I want to let you know that they're not a problem anymore because I've just shot every one of them."

Charlie then hung up the phone. In five short minutes, three patrol cars, a SWAT team, and an ambulance arrived, and Of course, the cops caught the burglars in the act.

One of the cops snapped at Charlie: "I thought you said that you shot every one of them!"

"I thought you said there were no patrol cars free!" Charlie answered.

Almost Easy, ost Transformer 2

Intro: Dm C Gm Bb – C (x2)

D5 C5 – Bb5 – C5 – D5 (Bb5-A5-)
D5 C5 – Bb5 – C5 – D5

 (G5-A5)-D5
I feel    insane
Every single time I’m asked to compromise
      (G5-A5)-D5
‘Cause I’m    afraid and stuck in my ways
                          (G5-A5)-D5
And that’s the way it stays
So how long did I expect love
                    (G5-A5)-D5
to outweigh ignorance
By the look on your face
                                 (G5-A5)-D5
I may have forced the scale to tip

Chorus 1:
   D5  - C5
I’m not insane
   Bb5          C5 - C#5
I'm not insane
   D5 - C5
I’m not insane
   Bb5  F5 – E5
I’m not… not insane

F
(Mother)
Come back to me it’s almost easy
        Dm
(Said it all)
                               (G5-A5)-D5
Come back again it’s almost easy
   D5
Shame  pulses through my heart
From the things I’ve done to you
    (G5 -A5)-D5
It’s hard to   face
                                            (G5-A5)-D5
But the fact remains that this is nothing new
                                               (G5-A5)-D5
I left you bound and tied with suicidal memories
Selfish beneath the skin
                             (G5-A5)-D5
But deep inside I’m not insane


Chorus 2:
   D5 - C5
I’m not insane
   Bb5        C5 – C#5
I’m not insane…
   D5  - C5
I’m not insane
   Bb5  C5 – C#5
I’m not… not insane

F
(Mother)
Come back to me it’s almost easy
        Dm
(Said it all)
Come back again it’s almost easy
                  F
(You’ll learn your lesson)
Come back to me it’s almost easy
              Dm
(But first you fall)
                               (G5-A5)-D5
Come back again it’s almost easy

Interlude: D5 C5 – Bb5 – C5 – D5
          (Bb5-A5-) D5   C5 – Bb5 – C5 – D5… |
          (G5-G#5) | D5… F5-G5 – G#5   F5-G5 – G#5 (x2) |
          Dm   C   Gm   Bb – C (x2)

Dm                        F
Now that I’ve lost you it kills me to say
(Hurts to say)
    C                          A               Bb
I’ve tried to hold on as you’ve slowly slipped away
   F
I’m losing the fight
    C                        A              Bb
I’ve treated you so wrong now let me make it right
(Make it all right)

Chorus 3:

   Dm - C
I’m not insane
   Bb        Bb-Bb13-Dm   Bb
I’m not insane…
(Ha ha ha ha ha...)
   Dm - C
I’m not insane
   Bb     Bb – C
I’m not… not insane

F
(Mother)
Come back to me it’s almost easy
        Dm
(Said it all)
Come back again it’s almost easy
                   F
(You’ll learn your lesson)
Come back to me it’s almost easy
             Dm
(Still you’ll fall)

                               (G5-A5)-D5
Come back again it’s almost easy

Ending: D5   C5 – Bb5 – C5 – D5… (Bb5-A5-)

D5   C5 – Bb5 – C5 – D5… | *(G#5-A5)-G#5

New Devine, ost Transformer 2

Em G D A x4

 Em
I remembered black skies
   G               D     A
The lightning all around me
   Em
I remembered each flash
  G             D  A
As time began to blur
      Em
Like a startling sign
    G                D      A
That fate had finally found me
        C
And your voice was all I heard
      A
That I get what I deserve


          Em
So give me reason
  Em
To prove me wrong
  D                A
To wash this memory clean
       Em
Let the floods cross
   G                D  G D
The distance in your eyes
       Em
Give me reason
  G
To fill this hole
  D                  A
Connect the space between
      C                                D
Let it be enough to reach the truth and lies
D                   Em G D A
Across this new divide


         Em
There was nothing in sight
   G              D     A
But memories left abandoned
         Em
There was nowhere to hide
   G               D A
The ashes fell like snow
       Em
And the ground caved in
 G                   D    A
Between where we were standing
        C
And your voice was all I heard
      A
That I get what I deserve


          Em
So give me reason
  Em
To prove me wrong
  D                A
To wash this memory clean
       Em
Let the floods cross
   G                D
The distance in your eyes
G          D      Em
Across this new divide


        Em            G
In every loss in every lie
        D                A
In every truth that you deny
          Em                G
And each regret and each goodbye
        D                  A
Was a mistake too great to hide
        C
And your voice was all I heard
     A
But I get what I deserve


          Em
So give me reason
  Em
To prove me wrong
  D                A
To wash this memory clean
       Em
Let the floods cross
   G                D  G
The distance in your eyes
D       Em
Give me reason
  G
To fill this hole
  D                  A
Connect the space between
      C                                D
Let it be enough to reach the truth and lies
D                 Em G D
Across this new divide
A                 Em G D
Across this new divide
A                 Em G D A x2 (Em)
Across this new divide

21 Guns, ost Transformer 2

Intro: Dm A# F C x2

Dm     A#                F        C
Do you know what's worth fighting for,
Dm        A#        F      C
When it's not worth dying for?
Dm      A#        F      C
Does it take your breath away
A#                         C
And you feel yourself suffocating?
Dm       A#         F       C
Does the pain weigh out the pride?
Dm        A#       F        C
And you look for a place to hide?
Dm      A#             F      C
Did someone break your heart inside?
A#                        C5
You're in ruins

Chorus:
F5   C5*  D5
One, 21 guns
C5            A#5
Lay down your arms
F5          C5
Give up the fight
F5   C5*  D5
One, 21 guns
C5            A#5  F5       C5
Throw up your arms into the sky,
A#5   F5    C5
You and I

Dm          A#     F          C
When you're at the end of the road
Dm      A#       F        C
And you lost all sense of control
Dm        A#           F           C
And your thoughts have taken their toll
A#                                       C
When your mind breaks the spirit of your soul
Dm   A#             F      C
Your faith walks on broken glass
Dm      A#       F       C
And the hangover doesn't pass
Dm        A#   F        C
Nothing's ever built to last
A#                 C5
You're in ruins.

Chorus:
F5   C5*  D5
One, 21 guns
C5            A#5
Lay down your arms
F5          C5
Give up the fight
F5   C5*  D5
One, 21 guns
C5            A#5  F5       C5
Throw up your arms into the sky,
A#5   F5    C5
You and I

Bridge:
Dm      A#     F            C
Did you try to live on your own
Dm       A#               F        A
When you burned down the house and home?
Dm      A#         F           A
Did you stand too close to the fire?
A#m                          C
Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone

Solo:
F5 C5* D5 C5 A#5 F5 C5 x2

A#5 F5 E5

Break:
Dm A# F C x2

Dm        A#       F           C
When it's time to live and let die
Dm      A#        F       C
And you can't get another try
Dm         A#         F         C
Something inside this heart has died
A#                 C5
You're in ruins.

Chorus:
F5   C5*  D5
One, 21 guns
C5            A#5
Lay down your arms
F5          C5
Give up the fight
F5   C5*  D5
One, 21 guns
C5            A#5  F5       C5
Throw up your arms into the sky
F5   C5*  D5
One, 21 guns
C5            A#5
Lay down your arms
F5          C5
Give up the fight
F5   C5*  D5
One, 21 guns
C5            A#5  F5       C5
Throw up your arms into the sky,
A#5   F5    C5
You and I