Kisah 3 Drakula

Di Inggris Utara, ada Underground Cafe yang khusus hanya untuk dracula. Di sana tersedia semua jenis darah dalam botol-botol minuman yang terdiri dari berbagai darah segala kalangan manusia.

Dracula dari Rusia masuk.

“Mau minum, Tuan?” tanya pelayan.

“Ya, beri saya sebotol darah bangsawan abad 17″

“Wah harganya seribu pounds, Tuan”

“No problem, saya punya Credit Card”

Begitu darah bangsawan diberikan, dia mengeluarkan Credit Card dari kantongnya dan meletakkannya di meja, lalu minum dengan santai.

Dracula dari Jepang masuk.

“Mau minum, Tuan?” tanya pelayan.

“Saya minta darah segar dari seorang perawan”

“Tiga ratus pounds, Tuan”

“No probrem, saya punya banyak uang”

Begitu darah segar diberikan, dia mengeluarkan uang kertas dari kantongnya dan meletakkannya di meja, lalu minum dengan santai.

Dracula dari Indonesia masuk.

“Mau minum, Tuan?” tanya pelayan.

“Mmmmmm saya minta segelas air hangat saja”

“Oh itu gratis, Tuan. Tapi dracula tidak minum air, Tuan”

“No problem, saya punya yang instant”

Begitu air hangat diberikan, dia mengeluarkan pembalut wanita bekas dari kantongnya dan mencelupkannya ke air hangat, lalu minum dengan santai…

Never Say Never, ost Transformer (The Fray)

Intro: A E F#m F#m7/A A E

A           E        F#m
Some things we don't talk about,
            F#m7/A                   A  E      
Better do without and just hold the smile
A       E      F#m
Falling in and out of love
           F#m7/A                      A   E
Ashamed and proud of, together all the while
        A
You can never say never
C#m             F#m
While we don't know when
   E         D9
But time and time again
       A           E       A
Younger now than we were before


            C#m
Don't let me go
            F#m
Don't let me go
            D9  A
Don't let me go
            C#m
Don't let me go
            F#m
Don't let me go
            D9 
Don't let me go


A              E        F#m
Picture you're queen of everything
          F#m7/A                      A   E
Far as the eye can see under your command
A      E       F#m                   F#m7/A
I will be your guardian when all is crumbling
                 A   E
I'll steady your hand
        A
You can never say never
C#m             F#m
While we don't know when
    E        D9
But time and time again
       A           E       A
Younger now than we were before


            C#m
Don't let me go
            F#m
Don't let me go
            D9  A
Don't let me go
            C#m
Don't let me go
            F#m
Don't let me go
            D9 
Don't let me go


Bm            F#m                 E                 Bm
We're pulling apart and coming together again and again
             F#m                     E
We're growing apart but we pull it together,
         Bm
Pull it together again

Solo
A

            C#m
Don't let me go
            F#m
Don't let me go
            D9  A
Don't let me go
            C#m
Don't let me go
            F#m
Don't let me go
            D9 A
Don't let me go
            C#
Don't let me go
            F#m
Don't let me go
            D9 A
Don't let me go
            C#
Don't let me go
            F#m
Don't let me go
            D9 A  C#m F#m E
Don't let me go   

Butterfly, Jason Mraz

VERSE1
Em7                                                         Am7
  I’m taking a moment just imaginin’ that I’m dancin’ with you
                                            Bm7
I’m your pole and all you’re wearing is your shoes.
                                    Cmaj7
You got soul, you know what to do to turn me on until I write a
B7            Em7                       *  **   Am7
song about you. And you have your own enga-ging style.
                           ‘ ‘’Bm7
And you’ve got the knack to vivify. And you make my slacks
                         Cmaj7
a little tight, you may unfasten them if you like
             B7*
That’s if you crash and spend the night

CHORUS
             Am7*            Bm7*
But you don’t fold, you don’t fade
          Em7*                             Am7*
You’ve got everything you need, especially me
Bm7*                  Em7*
Sister you’ve got it all
            Am7*            Bm7*
You make the call to make my day
       Em7*(E7sus2)
In your message say my name
            Am7*          Bm7*                 Em7*(E7sus2)
Your talk is all the talk, sister you’ve got it all

Am7*  Bm7*  Em7*(E7sus2)
Am7*  Bm7*  Em7* (Em7**)

VERSE2
               Am7*
Curl your upper lip up and let me look around
Bm7*                           Em7*
  Ride your tongue along your bottom lip and bite down
Cmaj7                             Fmaj7
And bend your back and ask those hips if I can touch
                   B7
Because they’re the perfect jumping off point of getting closer to your

PRE-CHORUS
     Em7*
Butterfly
                 Am7*
Well you float on by
  Bm7*                      Em7*
Oh kiss me with your eyelashes tonight
 Cmaj7                  Fmaj7
Or Eskimo your nose real close to mine
         B7
And let’s mood the lights and finally make it right

CHORUS (same as above)
But you don’t fold, you don’t fade, you’ve got everything you need
Especially me
Sister you’ve got it all
You make the call to make my day
In your message say my name
Your talk is all the talk sister you’ve got it all

You’ve got it all, you’ve got it all, you’ve got it all (2x)
You’ve got it all, you’ve got it all

BRIDGE
Am7                              Cmaj7
Doll I need to see you pull your knee socks up
              Gmaj7                                  B7
Let me feel you up side down slide in slide out slide over here

Climb in my mouth now child

INTERLUDE (instrumental, scatting)
Em7* Am7* Bm7* Em7* Cmaj7 Fmaj7 B7 x2

PRE-CHORUS (same as above)
Butterfly, well you landed on my mind
Damn right you landed on my ear and then you crawled inside
Now I see you perfectly behind closed eyes
I wanna fly with you and I don’t wanna lie to you

CHORUS (same as above)
Cause I, cause I can’t recall a better days
I’m coming to shine on the occasion
You’re an open minded lady
You’ve got it all
And I never forget a face
If I’m making my own
I have my days
Let’s face the fact here, it’s you that’s got it all

CHORUS (same as above)
You know that fortune favours the brave
Well let me get paid while I make you breakfast
The rest is up to you, you make the call
You make the call to make my day
In your message say my name
Your talk is all the talk, sister you’ve got it all

I can’t recall a better day
I’m coming to shine on the occasion
You’re a sophisticated lady, oh you’ve got it all
You’ve got it all, you’ve got it all, you’ve got it all (3x)
You’ve got it all, you’ve got it all...

OUTRO
     Am7* Bm7*                         Em7*
Butterfly, baby, well you’ve got it all

Jason Mraz, Live High

Intro
A C#m7 Cm7 Bm7 Dm7

Verse
                    A
I try to picture a girl
                   C#m7
Through a looking glass
               Dsus2
See her as a carbon atom
        Dm7
See her eyes and stare back at them
          A
See that girl
        C#m7
As her own new world
         Dsus2                         Dm7
Though a home is on the surface, she is still a universe
A                             C#m7
Glory God, oh God is peeking through the blinds
   Dsus2
Are we all here standing naked
      Dm7                                 A
Taking guesses at the actual date and time
                 C#m7
Oh my, justifying reasons why
  Dsus2                   Dm7              
Is an absolutely insane resolution to live by

Chorus
      A
Live high
    C#m7  Cm7
Live mighty
Bm7
Live righteously
Dm7
Takin it easy
     A         C#m7  Cm7
Live high, live mighty
Bm7              Dm7
Live righteously

Verse 2: same as verse 1
Chorus

Bridge
Dsus2         Dm7
Just take it easy
     C#m7                   Bm7             
And celebrate the malleable reality
                           Dm7
Nothing is ever as it seems
This life is but a dream 

Make it Mine, Jason Mraz

[Intro]
Cmaj7


[Verse 1]
Cmaj7           Bm7
Wake up everyone,
                      Am7
How can you sleep at a time like this?
                                 Cmaj7
Unless the dreamer is the real you.
                   Bm7
Listen to your voice,
                         Am7
The one that tells you to taste past the tip of your tongue,
            Cmaj7
Leap and the net will appear.


[Chorus]
             Am7
I don't wanna wake..
    D
before,
       Bm7
The dream..
     Em7
is over.
            Am7
I'm gonna make..
     D
it mine,
      Bm7
Yes i...
           Em7
i will own it.
            Am7
I'm gonna make..
      D
it mine,
        Cmaj7
Yes i'll make it all mine.

[Verse 2]
I keep my life on a heavy rotation
Requesting that it's lifting you up
Up up and away
And over to a table at the graditude cafe
And i am finally there
And all the angels they'll be singing
Ah la la la ah la la la I la la la la love this

[Chorus]
I don't wanna wake before
The tour is over
I'm gonna make it mine
yes i... i will own it
I'm gonna make it mine
Yes i'll make it all mine...

Yes I'll make it all mine


[Bridge]
D#maj7                     A#maj7
   And timing's everything
                           D#maj7
and this time there's plenty
            A#maj7
I am balancing

Careful and steady
   Am7                                D
And reveling in energy that everyone's emitting


[Chorus]
well I don't wanna wait no more
No i wanna celebrate the whole world
I'm gonna make it mine
Because i'm following your joy
I'm gonna make it mine
Because i... i am open
I'm gonna make it mine
Thats why... i wanna show it
i'm gonna make it it mine
gotta make gotta make gotta make gotta make gotta make
gotta make it all mine
It's mine...
Yes i will make it all
make it all mine

[THE END :)]

Try, try, try - Jason Mraz

T-R-Y
Oh baby we can fight like dogs we can fight like cats
A dirty laundry needs a laundry man
Maybe the king and the queen should lay off the caffeine
Baby breathe before you react

Sometimes we do forget to behave
And we regret what we say
Cause words are too weapons
If we don't choose'em carefully
Ladies and gentlemen this is instrumental
If life's to be a bed of roses

I know i gave you everything you like
Because you still give me butterflies

If we just try try try
Just to be ni-ni-nice
Then the world would be a better place for you and I
If we just live our lives
Putting our differences aside
Oh that would be so beautiful to me

Are we just dangling in the middle of a galaxy
Well i'm stoked on gravity
To be stuck with you like flowers on the dew drops
Now let it in my direction
My direction is up when everybody's down
Cause i don't mind being anybody's clown
I love a little lift cause i'm an optimistic
In an altruistic way

Cause basically this place is needing instruments of harmony
Spreading my philosophy of love and inspiration
Oh these words I speak I commit to like a crime
With a rhythm i deliver i'm giving them a picture
Of the reasons why

We should just try try try
Just to be ni-ni-nice
So the world could be a better place for you and I
If we just live our lives
Putting our differences aside
Oh that would be so beautiful to me

Well it wouldn't cost a penny but could save so many lonely lives
From teary eyes
If we just try try try
To open up a can of understanding open up your heart
I'm just planting seeds
Cause i believe

We could just try try try
Just to be ni-ni-nice
So the world would be a better place for you and I
If we just live our lives
Putting our differences aside
Oh that would be so beautiful to me

If we could try, just to be nice
That could be so beautiful to me
I believe,
Oh that could be so beautiful to me